can someone please tell me why it takes men so long to shit because i’ve honestly been wondering this for ages and i just need to know?
Tagged: thIS IS A VERY SERIOUS QUESTION.
  1. mr-mighty answered: I often take a book in with me, gives me some time without the family pestering me.
  2. rainbowbiscuit answered: ‘Cause we aren’t as perfect as women…
  3. marvin42 answered: Because that’s when we enjoy our gayness by feeling big hard things caming out of our butts
  4. callumity answered: Taking a shit is a deeply introspective and meditative activity for a man. We reflex on our life and the nature of the universe in general…
  5. cephalopodlovesong answered: never underestimate the awesomeness of a really enjoyable poop, dude.
  6. coppertellurium answered: They’re trying to aim away from their balls, but it’s a really tough angle
  7. heycaptain answered: intense shit contemplation
  8. isabowl answered: let me know when you do
  9. swagjustice answered: because they’re secretly wanking
  10. hawkwardteen answered: I would like to know as well
  11. bloodshedshuriken answered: once they are finished pooping they then proceed to eat it…yes
  12. kain-was-here answered: Men think everything is about their dicks, so when they try to use other things they get confused. Most shit-time is spent figuring this out
  13. basedfiasco answered: The same reason why girls take so long to get ready to go out
  14. whoavo said: Well, my dad takes the newspaper, so maybe the majority of the time, they’re actually just sitting there, reading the news and their business long done.
  15. fandomslutcakes answered: idk but sometimes I take my laptop to the washroom with me, so I end up sitting there for a while.
  16. epilos303 answered: I don’t think it takes long for us. Of course, i wouldn’t notice if it did though…
  17. ramenwithak answered: I think they fap while they poop. My friend does it. Honestly, though… I take, like, 2 minutes to poop. :D
  18. thebigryzeery answered: we’re playing games on our phone
  19. handmade-handgun answered: We’re not shitting.
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