Anonymous: oh you wanna look like a boy ya say? well duct tape your tits down, toss out your bras, panties, boyshorts, thongs, etc. etc. then your makeup and nail polish if you wish. then purchase some mens clothing cause for some reason they wont wear skirts or dresses. so now you buy some good mens clothing including boxers and then go get a new haircut youll come out looking more savvy than sherlock holmes and if that isnt good enough then stuff a fucking dildo down your pants. signed with love, anon

dearest anon citizen

while i do appreciate the advice, i am sorry to inform you that my hips are wider than the atlantic and my booty is big and jiggly like those girls in sir mix-a-lot’s music videos. while such characteristics are not necessarily unwanted, nor unappreciated, i have found they are incredibly difficult to hide under men’s clothing. 

signed with love, your baby birthing bodied mayor of buttsville

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